The 'Clean Knees' Award: Matty 'Muttly Laugh' Lister - for somehow playing a day of sevens and not getting dirty. Although his tan may have hid the mud.

The 'TomTom' Award for services to logistics: Robin 'the Robot' Eatough - for being able to memorise a map in 20 seconds and think this is normal.

The 'Elvis Presley' Award: Alan 'Hooker in the making' Jones - for being 'caught in a trap, I can't get out' when a Welsh Crusader player locked his ankle metres from the line.

The 'Sam Errington' Award: Andy 'used to be a Lad' Pugh - previously in the running for Lad of the Day, his shocking drinking ability and stashing of drinks ensured he received this title. Naughty boy.

The 'George Carpenter' Award: Gavin 'YES PETE!' Clegg - for his ability under the high ball, his call of 'Cleggys!' was very premature.

The 'Hinge' Award: Gavin 'Rubber Body' Painter - for being a God-given natural pivot.

The 'Old Dog New Tricks' Award: Ben 'Quadzilla' Snook - for rolling back the years to play sevens. Although he didn't quite last the day...have slippers will travel.

The 'Victor Meldrew' Award: Todd 'Might train, might not' Harrison - for being a general miserable old sod, but still being a legend.

The 'Close but No Cigar' Award: John - for looking like was he about to break his duck with the final play, in the final, but no...damn cover tackling.

The 'Anthrax' Award: Josh - for being an absolute surprise package.

The 'Should have been a Gymnast' Award: Dave 'Loves his Kicking' Fogarty - for his treble backward roll, somersault and pike after being boshed.

The 'Help The Aged' Award: Graham 'Because I'm worth it' Seddon - for feeling Snooky's pain through the medium of having a battered ancient body too.

The 'Daddy Day Care' Award: Richie 'Envious of Listers Tan' Young - for being the best climbing frame he could be whenever he was off the pitch.

The 'Seal Beater' Award: John 'Doesn't get Paid' Newton - obligatory award.

The 'Lad of the Day' Award: Charlie 'MAAAAAAATE' Massarella - because that you know that right now, somewhere, he is being a Lad.